wow...i juz came to our blog then found out tt it was lyk sOoo dead... so i decided to post...a lame post... anywae everyone promoted to sec 2 express liao!! (: good news huh? anywae ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAE KAY!! some more lame jokes...
An ant knocks the door of a HDB flat. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner. After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent". Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in? Ans: Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants)
kid: Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? guess wat the mum reply? Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
three tadpoles went to a restaurant and they saw the people of the next table eating frog porridge. what did they started singing? ans: wo bu xiang wo bu xiang bu xiang zhang da
One day, a matchstick feels his head damn itchy so he scratch it furiously and suddenly *POOF* , his head burst into a flame! "NBCB!!", he started cursing. He was then admitted to the hospital. So now, guess what he became when he was discharged the next day? Ans: Cotton bud...cuz he got his head bandaged...
[shiyun]
Thursday, October 9, 2008 8:28 AM
a dirty joke... title: woo mama!!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down." So they're taking a shower and the kid reaches up for the soap and he says, "Woo mama! What are those?"She says, "Those are my headlights." The kid says "Ahh."Then he drops the soap and bends down to get it and he says, "Woo mama! What is that?" and she replies back with, "That is my garage." The kid says "Ahh."The next day he asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The kid does. As he's scrubbing himself with the soap,he drops it. When he picks it up he says, "Woo daddy! What is that?" The father replies back, "That's my limousine." That night he asks his parents if he could sleep with them and they say, "Sure, just don't look under the covers." Then in the middle of the night he decides to take a peek. And he says "Wooo mama! Look, daddy is parking his limousine in your garage!" ______the end______
fridae no school (: saturdae no school :) sundae no school :D mondae no school =D tuesdae no school ^_^ & wednesdae GOT SCHOOL!!
if i didnt rmb wrongly is muz bring: 1) healthzone form 2) social etiquette form
ok i hope i rmb too!! [shiyun]
The Best Class You've Ever Seen
THE LOVELY 2E3 FROM BEDOK VIEW SECONDARY! :D
form teacher:ms freida ho
co form teacher/chinese teacher:ms ji yu
maths teacher:ms goh ying ying
science teacher:ms deepa/mr daniel leck
art teacher:mr azmi
music teacher:mr ali
home econs teacher:mdm loh/mdm iriyani
PW teacher:mdm rao/ms deepa
pe teacher:mdm irda
Wishes
1.stay united till 2009 ends :D
2.whole class pass for all exams
3.class gathering
4.get 2009 class spirit award! 5.all promoted to 2express!:D Bold , Underline , Strike , Italics , Strong
